This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store by A.K. Turner

Although the narrative is occasionally scattered as it jumps between stories, it remains a quick and thoroughly entertaining read. The book is light-hearted and riddled with comedic episodes that young mothers in particular will relate to and enjoy. She details her pregnancy and child-rearing techniques in a refreshingly honest way, claiming that she should have been awarded a medal for managing to be kind at any point during her pregnancy.

From family problems, breastfeeding, her experiments with pot in Mexico, and lessons learned in Russia while 'major in vodka,' Turner is not afraid to voice her private thoughts and never takes herself too seriously. Turner, 2012, Fever Streak Press edition, in English This little piggy went to the liquor store (2012 edition) Open Library It looks like you're offline. The 'controlling, compulsively cleaning, wine guzzling' narrator with 'neurotic tendencies' explains that anyone who enters a potentially lifelong romantic relationship has made a terrible mistake 'akin to jumping onto subway tracks to retrieve a fallen pen.' That doesn't apply to her, however, when she meets Mike and realizes that she had 'gleefully jumped onto the subway tracks, because I wanted that pen.' The two agree to skip children, but eventually have two loving daughters who fill their lives with even more hilarious moments. This little piggy went to the liquor store by A.

Books) as well as This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store, Mommy Had a Little Flask. This sincere, laugh-out-loud confessional from Turner candidly reveals%E2%80%94and revels in%E2%80%94the flaws and dysfunctions of the author and her family. AK Turner - New York Times Bestselling Author and Book Coach.

This Little Piggy Went to the Liquor Store by A.K. Turner